Hiding

I am currently hiding from my daughter and two nieces.  Now I love each of these little people but three is a bad number and they fight all the time, all the time.  We have been doing activities non stop since they arrived on Thursday and now I know why.   No activities means fighting and me drinking.  I did wait till four to start but I have to go pick up crabs in two hours.  I did myself in when I said no electronics. 

Dear diary

Dear dairy,
          We (me, my 5 year and my 11 year old niece)  went to Dutch Wonderland yesterday.  Now you may be asking yourself what the fu*k is Dutch Wonderland?  Dutch Wonderland is a tiny little amusement park that is right in the middle of Lancaster, PA.  If you have little people or timid riders and you don't want to pay 60 to 80 dollars a head to go to a park then this is the place for you.  It is a bit unsettling to ride the swings while watching cows graze.  The little church with the bible in a big glass case also gives me the willies but I can forgive these things.  There are real life Amish people who come here.  People watching at its finest.  I have not seen real life Amish people since my Garrett County days.  

A dog lover (almost)

I got a dog.  Really I thought this was a good idea.  I have a husband, a five year old and a class of five year olds and I thought you know what I need, I need another helpless thing in my life that wants attention.  So I got a dog.  I'm blaming the child she had more all hyped up about getting a dog that I forgot she is not actually going to help me at all at all.  My husband warned me and I hate that he was right so right the rightess he has ever been.  So I got a dog.  Really I got a dog?

Let's try this thing on more time

This is the stage in the summer when I have no idea what else to do so......wait don't I have a blog........hey I do have a blog!!!!  Anyway let's try this blog thing one more time and see if I actually do it!!