Dear diary

Dear dairy,
          We (me, my 5 year and my 11 year old niece)  went to Dutch Wonderland yesterday.  Now you may be asking yourself what the fu*k is Dutch Wonderland?  Dutch Wonderland is a tiny little amusement park that is right in the middle of Lancaster, PA.  If you have little people or timid riders and you don't want to pay 60 to 80 dollars a head to go to a park then this is the place for you.  It is a bit unsettling to ride the swings while watching cows graze.  The little church with the bible in a big glass case also gives me the willies but I can forgive these things.  There are real life Amish people who come here.  People watching at its finest.  I have not seen real life Amish people since my Garrett County days.